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abalidoth:

pharika:

ok “wang yao is so old that…” jokes kill me but what about “sorin markov is so old that…” jokes 

Sorin Markov is so old he thinks “the stack” is a type of sandwich.

Sorin Markov is so old he lights his cigars with mana burn.

Sorin Markov is so old he moderates a BBS thread about how tyrannical the four-card-maximum rule is.

Sorin Markov is so old that when you ask him to turn off a light bulb, he taps it.

This is my kind of humor

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